Should war ever break out or rather when it will this map clearly shows the path that our boys will have to take in order to successfully invade Canada. This noble battle against those diabolical communists shall occur after I Johnny A. McCarthy becomes elected as the United States supreme president dictator of freedom. These Northern pinko savages must be stopped because they are not only spreading their Godless communist ideas like "free healthcare" where they very sinfully attempt to care for people without enough money, but also because they are squatting on rightful American Land! Although those Canucks may have "civilized" it and lived on it for several generations before us but the continent that is Canada located in is still called North America. It should also be noted that their frozen wasteland would provide us with important resources such as attractive pornographic actresses, authentic penguin meat, and several premium nuclear test sites. Unfortunately however due to their barter based "economy" and their complete illiteracy in the english language and their exclusive use of french (foreignise) they simply cannot be negotiated with peacefully like native Americans were. The sleeping red giant is a looming threat that must be faced within the next few decades with our pure and unwavering dedication so that we can finally defeat both the musical butcher Celine Adolf Dion and the Infamous Czar Justin Stalin Trudeau!
If you decide to enlist then please provide your own scalping knife and also contact your local taxidermist if you want to get an estimate of the cost of a stuffed Canadian. Outside of direct combat with Canadians you can also send them blankets contaminated with small pox or help donate to our ultra humane Canadian Reservations where they live in peace with nature in the beautiful oceans. It will also become vital to conserve resources that will be used in the war and to completely avoid consuming absolutely any kind of seditious Canadian media. Should you stumble upon their seditious materials report it immediately and preform then a self indoctrination by using patriotic audiobooks such as any work by Johnny A. McCarthy, a burlap sack, and any kind of heavy blunt object of your choosing. In your indoctrination please bash your head until all Pro-Canadian thoughts simply fall out of your very impressionable mind.
As always citizens beware the maple leaf!
-Johnny A. McCarthy
About Johny A.McCarthy:
Johnny A. McCarthy is a former CIA agent with countless years of experience and he has been studying the modern Communist invasion since 1998. He is currently working on his novel "Beware The Maple Leaf" where he unveils the truth behind our Communist neighbors.
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